Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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