Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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