Joke #8930

Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Vote: has 76.66 % from 113 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 58.98 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Vote: has 79.05 % from 219 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris