Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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