Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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