Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.