Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.