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Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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