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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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