Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Vote:
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Vote:
‘Its been a rough day.
I put on a shirt and a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
Vote:
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"