Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."