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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 72.17 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 72.17 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
After Sunday school, the teacher released the kids to go to church and reminded them, "You all know to be very nice and quiet in the church. And why is that?"  Little Johnny offers, "Miss, it's so we wouldn't wake all those people sleeping."
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school, teacher
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, wife
This guy from up north just up and one day moved down south to start himself a farm. He came across this man and asked him where he could get a good donkey to pull a cart and plow. The man said I've got just what you need. Only thing is down here we don't call them donkeys we call them an ass. He said when this ass stops you'll have to get off the cart and slap them to get it going again. The northern man thanks him and heads on his way. He comes up to a man seeking chickens. He says to the man, I'd like to buy a rooster and a hen. The guy sai d sure thing but down here we don't call em roosters and hens. We call them a cock and a pullet. The man from up north says ok, thanks the man and is on his way. He going along in his cart when his donkey stops in the middle of the road. He remembers what the man said he had to do to get it going. Just then a lady is walking by. So he walks up to her and says, "excuse me miss, but will you hold my cock and pullet while I slap my ass."
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
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