Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.