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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 72.05 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: racist
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, "I would like to see a bikini that fits me." Clerk, "me too..."
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: women
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, viagra
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.04 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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