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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
One day a young teen was in a church for the first time and he got a seat net to a not-so-good-looking woman. The pastor was preaching and he said: "Tell your neighbour how beautiful they are" and the boy stood up and said pastor "How can you expect me to lie in a church?"
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: beauty, church, teen, women
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, "I would like to see a bikini that fits me." Clerk, "me too..."
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: women
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.04 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween? A: On blood vessels.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, Halloween, travel
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage
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