Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi.
They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job.
You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while.
She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom."
"Why, what's his new job?"
"He's an embalmer."
Little Johnny and Mary were standing at the beach in their bathing suits.
Johnny says to Mary, hey you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
Mary says ok, and drops her bathing suit the same time as Johnie.
He look and gasps you don't got one of these, but Mary laughs and says Yea, but with one of these I can get as many of those I want.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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In clas: 1+1=2
Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.