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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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