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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 72.12 % from 1069 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September? A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
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has 72.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, new year, sex, time
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.10 % from 572 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 72.08 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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has 72.08 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, friendship, winter
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.07 % from 465 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!" Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!" Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!" Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.07 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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