Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.