Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.