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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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