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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 70.42 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.41 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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has 70.40 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, cowboy, time
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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has 70.40 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: beauty, gay, management, navy
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas? A Ford Siesta!
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