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A guy went to a casino and lost all 10 000$. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free. Fuck off, no money, no ride. The next day the guys come to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and 10 000$ extra. Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday. He goes to the first taxi and says: Will you take me home for 100$ Sure! But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well Fuck off, man.. The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: Will you take me home for 100$? Sure! Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly.
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has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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has 70.75 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, flirt, Halloween, party
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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has 70.75 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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has 70.74 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, time
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 70.73 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
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