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Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!" Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!" Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!" Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons. Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?" St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, heaven, women
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, women
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 72.20 % from 1121 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
They are going to play golf at the business meeting. The guy flies out there a day early. He's got all day in Japan so he decides he wants to get himself a geisha. He goes to a house of ill repute and finds what he's looking for. He takes her in back and starts doing his thing. The girl starts going crazy. She starts yelling, "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!" He thinks, "This girl is loving this." Next day in the golf course he hits a hole in one. He doesn't know any Japanese so he yells, "Machigatta ana!" The Japanese guys ask him, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, golf, sex
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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has 72.17 % from 1187 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
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