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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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