"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.