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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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