Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.