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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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