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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: men
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? U stop imagining...
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!
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has 67.62 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 67.61 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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