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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, work
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 67.79 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: new year, time
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
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