I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job?
A: He was caught beating his meat.
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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