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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 67.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, work
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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