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The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms. He decides to see if she needs any help. He says, "Did you find the extra large condoms?" She responds, "Yes, now I'm just waiting for someone to buy some."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. “Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America?” comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says ” You and your brother.” Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.” Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?” The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?” The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, men
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women
Husband: "Good night mother of my three sons." Wife: "Same to you father of none."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dad, husband, kids, wife
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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has 67.78 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.77 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?" "Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car. The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
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has 67.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dog, math, money
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