I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.