Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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