Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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