Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris