Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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