Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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