Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.