Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.