Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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