Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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