Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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