Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row.
The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?"
"Of course the old woman!"
The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.