Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time.
If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment."
Steve has his operation.
The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand.
Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised."
Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "I understand."
Patient: "Understand what?"
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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