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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
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