Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow?
Well, it’s tomorrow.
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5.
The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes.
I think I have lost a £5 note.
Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No.
I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today.
You make 72.’
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts."
Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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