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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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