How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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On a beach a man shouts at another man:
Tell your son not to imitate me.
A man to his son:
Son, stop playing the fool.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.