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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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