How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.