A lawyer is paid £950 in new bills but, on counting the money, he discovers that two notes have stuck together and he’s been overpaid by £50.
This leaves him with an ethical dilemma – should he tell his partner?
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"
Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!
Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Vote:
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.