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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, navy, war
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
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has 65.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, husband
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 65.65 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 65.64 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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