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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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has 65.60 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: racist
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 65.59 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: math
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 65.57 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cop
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
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