Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.