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Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: military
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: school
Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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has 62.68 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 62.63 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation. Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid!"
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, school, student, teacher
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, time
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