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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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