Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!