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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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