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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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