Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!