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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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