Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry.
So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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A: What does "IDK" mean?
B: I don't know.
A: Ugh! Nobody does!
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river.
The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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