What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!