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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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