While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.