While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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