While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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