While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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