While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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