While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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