While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.