While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.