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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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