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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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