Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.