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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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