What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.