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Q: Why do horny women order at Subway? A: Footlongs.
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I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.11 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
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