I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.