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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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has 62.12 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: animal
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, "How is this possible?" The guy says,"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, cop
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 62.05 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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has 62.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
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