What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Little Johnny goes to his sister's room and picks up something.
His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir.
He asks her what it is.
She says, "it's a donut."
Then Little Johnny says, "give me fifty cents."
Johnny gives her the used condom, and his sister gives him 50 cents.
He goes to the kitchen with a big smile on his face, and his mom asks him why he's smiling.
He says, "My sister gave me fifty cents for a donut, but I already licked out all the custard!
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Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.