Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.