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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 62.01 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fart
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Little Johnny goes to his sister's room and picks up something. His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir. He asks her what it is. She says, "it's a donut." Then Little Johnny says, "give me fifty cents." Johnny gives her the used condom, and his sister gives him 50 cents. He goes to the kitchen with a big smile on his face, and his mom asks him why he's smiling. He says, "My sister gave me fifty cents for a donut, but I already licked out all the custard!
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has 61.99 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 61.97 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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