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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.99 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 61.98 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
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