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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.99 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 61.97 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, morbid
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