Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Vote:
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.