Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
Our body cells renew while asleep.
If only our wallets could do the same.
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and one watches cells.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.