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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 60.82 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.82 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: IT
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse, old people
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
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