Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation.
It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company.
The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive.
I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy.
I wish well to myself.
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
The policeman tells Johny at the police station following:
"The thief who wanted to steal your wallet has got: a broken nose, three broken ribs, a concussion of the brain and he misses a bunch of his hair at the back of his head."Please, tell me Johny, how much money did you have in your wallet?"
Johny: "Only three euros."
The policeman: "Goodness! I suppose that if you would have ten euros in your wallet, the thief would probably not survive your self-defense-trial."
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