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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If you want to drive your wife crazy don’t talk in your sleep, just smile.
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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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