Best jokes ever

I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum." He said, "I'm not."
Vote:
has 61.20 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
Vote:
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Vote:
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
Vote:
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
Vote:
has 61.18 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: asian
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Vote:
has 61.14 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Vote:
has 61.13 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Vote:
has 61.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Vote:
has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
Vote:
has 61.05 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
<<<593594595596
More jokes →
Page 593 of 1428.