I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.