Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Kid: "please could I go 2 the toilet"
teacher: "say the alphabet"
Kid: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz"
teacher: "where's the p?"
kid: "running half way down my leg"