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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
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