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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 60.70 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 60.70 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."
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has 60.70 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, divorce, money
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid: "Is your mom at home?" "Nope, she's not here", says the naughty kid, quite scared. "And your father?" "No, he has hidden away as well..."
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, teacher
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