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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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