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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...
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I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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