Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.