Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes
I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date.
I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!