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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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Signs You're No Longer in College... You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close. Your potted plants stay alive. You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill. Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces. You attend parties that the police don't raid. You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking. You refer to college students as "those kids." You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza. At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out. Naps are no longer weekday options. Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy. Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips. You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
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