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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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