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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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has 61.15 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: black people, gay
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 61.14 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.13 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 61.11 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
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