Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!