Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail. The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail. The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail. So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.