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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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