Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?"
The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Republicans only seem to care about people's health when they haven't been born yet!
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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How can you tell she's a macho women?
She rolls her own tampons.