Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?