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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.00 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
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