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Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: music, women
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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