Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
"Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"