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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 60.53 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo" At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?" And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home" The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?" Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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has 60.51 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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has 60.49 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 60.48 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: racist
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 60.47 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 60.45 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
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