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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
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