Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"