Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.