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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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