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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids. "Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully. "I am" said one. "I am" said the second. "No," the father said "their mother is!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Kid: "please could I go 2 the toilet" teacher: "say the alphabet" Kid: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz" teacher: "where's the p?" kid: "running half way down my leg"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.00 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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