Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.
A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat.
The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"