"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!