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On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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has 60.80 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: college, religious, terrorist, time
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
On a crowded bus, an old lady noticed that a man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" she asked. "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: women
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