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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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