What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.