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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 60.85 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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has 60.80 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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