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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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