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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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