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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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