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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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