Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde.
"Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.