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Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight? A: They make up.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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