What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.