Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.