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Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis? Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: April fools, disgusting
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
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