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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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