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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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