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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, elephant, sex
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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