Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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