Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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