Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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