Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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