Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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