Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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