Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.