Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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