Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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