Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.