Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.