Joke #7451

Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Vote: has 73.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Vote: has 43.73 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris