Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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