Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.