Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.