Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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