What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Dan staggers into the shower.
He notices that his d**k is bright orange.
He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor.
After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
Vote:
Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
Vote:
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Vote:
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Vote:
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Vote:
What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
Vote:
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
Vote:
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
Vote:
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Vote:
There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
Vote: