What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
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The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?"
The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
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A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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