Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
Vote:
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
Vote:
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Vote:
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.