Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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