This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.
She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”
The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon.
They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do.
Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together.
After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together.
Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.
Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom.
After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared.
"What happened?" asks his bride.
"I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.