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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
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What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
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