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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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