Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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