Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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