Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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