Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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