Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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