Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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