Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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