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Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
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