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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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