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Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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