Best jokes ever

A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago." His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
Vote:
has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: marriage
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Vote:
has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
Vote:
has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Vote:
has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Vote:
has 58.86 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Vote:
has 58.81 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Vote:
has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Vote:
has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Vote:
has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Vote:
has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
<<<663664665666
More jokes →
Page 663 of 1427.