A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake." The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago." His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"