Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.