Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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