Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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