Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck is!
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All of them.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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