Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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