Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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