Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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