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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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