Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.