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What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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has 59.08 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: marriage, romantic, Valentines day
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers yet. "Yes, teacher," he said, "my dad taught me." "Good, Johnny. Tell me what comes after two," the teacher said. "Three," replied little Johnny. "Very good. What comes after five, Johnny?" asked the teacher. "Six," answered little Johnny. "Excellent. Your dad did a very good job. Now, what comes after ten?" the teacher asked. "A Jack!" replied little Johnny.
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has 59.01 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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has 58.99 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: elf, music
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
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