What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
A man goes to a bar says, "Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here!" Comes the end of the night the man say...sorry man it seems i forgot my wallet. The barman kicks him in the guts and throws him out. The next day the man comes again, "Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here!" Comes the end of the night the man say...sorry man i don't have any money on me. The barman hits him in the face with bar stool brakes his leg and throws him out. The following day the man comes to the bar again, "Barman drinks on me for the owner and everybody else in here!" Barman says, "What am not getting a free drink tonight?" "Sorry man but you get violent when you drink."
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.