Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.