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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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