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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. (The Fast and The Furious) It doesn't matter if you pass the semester by getting 40% or 95%. Passing's passing.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
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So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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