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Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
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