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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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