He came into my room late at night.
He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left.
It was terrible.
It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
A Mom goes to the store shopping. She tells to the children,
"Your father will return very drunk. Undress him down to the waist and put him to sleep."
"Why to the waist", the children interested.
"Because your father has a large snake below and it can bite you."
The mother returned and her children met her at the door,
"Mom! Mom! Dad came home! We undress him all and put him to sleep."
"Are you undressed him the entire", mother worried? "What happened with the snake?"
"Don't worry, Mom!" proudly answered the children. "The snake was strangled with dad's belt, her eggs were trampled and the nest was burnt."
How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Vote:
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Vote:
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.