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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, kids
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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