Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor.
"Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.