15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.