Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.