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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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