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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did." The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 58.63 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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has 58.60 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: sex
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.59 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
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