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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, “Well, son, we are making you a little brother.” The little boy replied ,”Please turn Mom over, Dad, I’d rather have a puppy!”
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: sex
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 63.13 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ugly
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’
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has 63.07 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: drunk, marriage, wife
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
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