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Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
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