Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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