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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: April fools, office
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
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