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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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