Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.