Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Vote:
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Vote:
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Vote:
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Vote:
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Vote:
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Vote: