Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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