Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.