Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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