Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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