Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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