Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.
Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."