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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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An FBI agent was interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit: "Did you notice anything special about the man?" asks the agent. "Yes," replied the teller. "He was better dressed each time."
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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