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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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