Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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