Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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