Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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