Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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