Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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