Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.