Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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