Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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