Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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