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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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