Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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