Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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