Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.