Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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