Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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