Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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