Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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