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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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