Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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