Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.