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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
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has 58.37 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: school
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 58.28 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 58.27 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
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