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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.
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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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