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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.28 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: sex
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, catholic, religious, time
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: easter
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
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