I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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