Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.