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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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