Best jokes ever

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. (The Fast and The Furious) It doesn't matter if you pass the semester by getting 40% or 95%. Passing's passing.
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, mother in law, wine
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Vote:
has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Vote:
has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
<<<698699700701
More jokes →
Page 698 of 1427.