What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.