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There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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