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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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