Best jokes ever

Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
has 57.13 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
has 57.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
has 57.04 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
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