What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.