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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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