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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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