What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.