Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!