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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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