Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.