That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk