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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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