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Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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