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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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