What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.