Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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