Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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