Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.