Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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