Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.