Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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