Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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