Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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