Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Vote:
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Vote:
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Vote:
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Vote:
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Vote:
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Vote: