Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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