Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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