Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
Yo momma's so fat...
They mistake her for a country.
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.