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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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