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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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