Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
Vote:
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one.
Ok wait I got 66 problems.
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50cent featuring Nickelback.
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?
A zipper!
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.