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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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