There are an older brother and a younger sister.
The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom.
The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah.
A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no.
Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes.
After a while, the parents hear a scream.
They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
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Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!