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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
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has 56.20 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 56.17 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.17 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: gay
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, wife
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
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