Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Vote:
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."