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Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: gay
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out." The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?" The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
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has 56.09 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, marriage, sex
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, mean, priest, vulgar, wine
Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
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