Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.