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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, marriage
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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