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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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My New Years resolution is 1080p.
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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