Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.