Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died?
A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Q: Why do women wear black underwear?
A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.