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When chemist die, they barium.
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Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, wife
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.16 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: gay
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