What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died?
A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age."
Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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