Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died?
A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Two Muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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