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There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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