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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’ ‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man. ‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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